Lily: "Daddy, why do you have to holes in your ear?"Jerod: No answer -- he's checking his Facebook.Lily: "Daddy?"Jerod: "WHAT?"Lily: "I said, why do you have two holes in your ear?"Jerod: "Because I got shot with a bb gun."Lily (mouth open wide): "You got shot?"Me: "Yes, Daddy got shot in the head. Someone tried to … Continue reading Dialogue